Effects of the UAE National ID Card in 2010
3 Comments Published by Dubai Expat December 14th, 2008 in Living, People, Wacky.A funny piece sent to us by a reader via email…
What to expect when you receive your UAE ID Card in year 2010:
Operator :’Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your…’
Customer: ‘Helloo, can I order..’
Operator : ‘Can I have your multi UAE identity card number first, Sir?’
Customer: ‘It’s eh…, hold……….on……889861356102049998-45-54610′
Operator : ‘OK… you’re… Mr Hassan and you’re calling from 301 ZY Tower in the Marina. Your home number is 044324343, your office 04434345 and your mobile is 0504379823. Which number are you calling from now Sir?’
Customer: ‘Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : ‘We are connected to the system Sir’
Customer: ‘May I order your Extra Pepperoni Pizza…’
Operator : ‘That’s not a good idea Sir’
Customer: ‘How come?’
Operator : ‘According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir’
Customer: ‘What?… What do you recommend then?’
Operator : ‘Try our Low Fat Asian Seafood Pizza. You’ll like it’
Customer: ‘How do you know for sure?’
Operator : ‘You borrowed a book entitled ‘Popular Asian Seafood Dishes’ from the National Library last week Sir’
Customer: ‘OK I give up… Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?’
Operator : ‘That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is AED 155′
Customer: ‘Can I pay by credit card?’
Operator : ‘I’m afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank AED 87,154 since October last year. That’s not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.’
Customer: ‘I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives’
Operator : ‘You can’t Sir. Based on the records, you’ve reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today’
Customer: ‘Never mind just send the pizzas, I’ll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?’
Operator : ‘About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can’t wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle…’
Customer: ‘What!’
Operator : ‘According to the details in system ,you own a vespa,…registration number A4343…’
Customer: ‘????’
Operator : ‘Is there anything else Sir?’
Customer: ‘Nothing… by the way… aren’t you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?’
Operator : ‘We normally would Sir, but based on your records you’re also diabetic……. ‘
Customer: #$$^%&$@$% ^
Operator : ‘Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 12th August 1992 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman…?’
TO BE CONTINUED………….
Note: this is provided for purposes of humor only…!
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Horrifyingly funny!
Man
This is hilarious.
Not sure how many read this one.
But it seems funny nut it really freaks me out
that they can have so much info about on one one single card.!!
I dont want this card to be honest! But hey who is going against UAE govt?
Its a nice peice of comic should be continued…………..other ppl can also send the same